Victor Raider-Wexler

Actor 1-Adam Kurtzik

Actor 2-Private Schultz

Corporal Bernheim

Sergeant Freilich

Cameron Smith

Soldier

Actor 3-Herr Schwengel

Captain Himmel

Lieutenant Gerhardt

Soldier

Mark Soper

Officer

Maria Tucci

Actor 4-Felicia Kurtzik

Joe Ponazecki

Actor 5-Uncle Kaplan

Laura Holland Sametz

Actor 6-Hag

Actor 7-Adolf Schmeckapickle

Uncle Yunkle

Jonathan Freeman

Isaac Edelamn

Actor 8-Chairman A. Damned Airhead

Jeff Rose

Max Altman

James Babbin

Poles/Townspeople